all this technology makes me feel fat

A robot for me

This one is about when technology is a pain to deal with. Like when you have a cell phone that's not charged, or your palm pilot forgets the stuff it's supposed to be remembering, and you have to reset it and start all over.

Time for a bad analogy! Maybe technology is like candy that has lots of artificial colors and flavoring. If you have the right amount, it is sweet and nice, and makes you feel like you have extra energy. But if you have too much, you get this weird kind of headache and start feeling sick inside.


And on the other hand...

Kelly sent me a link to this computer blessing. Visit the site to get the full effect (lots of overly cutesy animated .gifs and a few pop up ads). Here is a tiny sample:

Please take a minute from your busy duties
To bless all of our computers filled with love