Your shirt called. Is everything okay?

I think it would be nice to have a smart shirt that can call for help. If something happens to me and no one is around to see it, my shirt could save me with a short text message. That's so Lassie, in a dogless sort of way.



But what if my comfy new vest turned against me? They're saying this thing could send an alert via text message, email or phone call. Do I really want a shirt that could call my friends and make plans without me knowing?