Why I need a digital camera

If I had one, I could have taken a picture of the giant vending machine I used yesterday in DC. I stepped out of a cab in my sister's neighborhood, and there it was in front of me, this big, square, employee-less store from the future. Normal vending machines don't thrill me like this, because I can live without soda and junk food. But the giant, super-miracle vending machine carries stuff like milk and eggs and Tropicana Pure Premium orange juice with no pulp, my favorite beverage in the world. I got to buy a half-gallon of O.J. from a freaking vending machine and it was cheaper than it is at my stores in Brooklyn. Oh, and when I walked around this miracle machine I discovered that the other side is an automated DVD rental store. I searched around online a bit and couldn't find any pictures, but here's a CNN transcript that mentions it, just so you know I wasn't dreaming...



A favor

Does anybody want to send me to space?