8 Reasons I should buy a Roomba Pink Ribbon Edition:

-I need a better vacuum.
-I like the idea of my apartment being able to clean itself while I am busy with other things.
-It is pink, and would coordinate nicely with all the pink hairs on my carpet.
-It might actually pick up those hairs, unlike my current vacuum.
-It has pop culture appeal, having appeared as product placement on Gilmore Girls.
-I once made some fan art for the president of the company, which seems sort of silly considering that I still don't own any of their products.
-The little neighbor girl who sometimes peeks in my window would finally have something to look at.
-I could name it and treat it like a pet, but I wouldn't have to buy it special food or empty its litter box (although I guess I would have to empty the filter).